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Hi! I'm an elephant! Yay!
Basically, I spend my life eating, sleeping, eating... and rubbing my butt on trees so hard they fall over. I have a brilliant herd, but we're always hassled by those stupid furballs. Surely you've heard of them? Those sandy coloured fiends with their teeth! They scare me, they really do! Anywho, I was minding me own buisness when I felt a sharp pain on my... ahem... 'backside'. I turned my head and at least five of the beast had latched themselves onto my bum!
I really lost it then, I can tell you. I lost it so hard that I fell over the edge of a cliff...
But, next thing I knew, I'm a flippin' horse! It can't be that bad; there are no lions round here.
So one day, I'm, like, eatin' my grass, coz, y'know I'm 'ungry 'n' all, and I taste somethin' reeeeaaaallly, like, wrong? Y'know. That ain't no grass! It's rat poison. Tha' explains all tha' yuckyness......
Baaaaaaaaa-limey! I'm a sheep! Baaaaa-rilliant! It can't be too baaaaaaaaaaaa-d, can it! Oh no! Who's that? A baaaaaaaaa-rber? What are those amazingly sharp shearers? Are they coming for dear old Baaaaaaaaaaa-bara? No!
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I'm b-b-b-baaaaaaaaa-loomin' freezing! They t-t-t-took allof m-my wool-l-l! I'm so cold, I th-th-think I might die of the c-c-c-c-cold.....
Ruff, ruff! I'm ready, I am! What fun! Being a dog! Great! Ooohh look! A game of fetch! What fun! Oohh, a stick! What does it say on the side? D-Y... NAH.... MI... TUH? What? Wait.... DY-NAH-MI-TUH?
Uh-oh!
BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
It's so cold. Stupid rain. I can't go outside... Brrr.... Stupid, stupid, stupid....
"I want my food! I want a blanket!" I tell my human owner. He ignores me. Typical... STUPID! I tell you! I hop down from my bed, the big one that my owner sometimes borrows, the one with pillows and a massive blanket they call a 'doo-vay' and trot off towards the 'toy-lit'. I leap onto the loo seat and crouch. I've seen the humans do it (euch) so how hard can it be? But suddenly, I slip! I plop into the water and my waterlogged fur drags me down...
Squeak squeak! Hey-is-that-cheese-will-it-kill-me-oh-no-it-might-be-a-trap-oh-wait-no-it's-not-it's-just-a-metal-thing-phew-no-worries! Squeak! Squeak! Ooh-yum-cheese-oh-no-it's-coming-down-oh-no-no-no-no! *Splat*
Bzzzzzzz...... Flyin' flyin' flyin'! Happy fly! Buzz buzz buzz buzz. *Splat* Ow! I can't feel three ofmy legs!
I'm an ant! Yay! Hey, is that a shoe? *Smuush*
What? I was supposed to get smaller! I was an ant and now I'm a dragon! Oh, wait, I don't exist!
*PoOf!*
By Immy and Mad